criminalmindsagentangel

criminalmindsagentangel:

Jack: Dad, don’t look at me.
Hotch: I’m not looking. Are you almost ready?
Jack: Yes.
Hotch: Do you need any help?
Jack: No.
Hotch: Okay, whoa. That is definitely not Spider-Man. 
Jack: He’s not a real superhero.
Hotch: He’s not? Okay, I give up. Who are you supposed to be? 
Jack: I’m you, Daddy.                                                                                                                                  
Hotch: Let’s go get some candy, my little G-Man.

emilianadarling

manicpixiedreamcthulhu:

literally the BEST part of mary poppins is when all the chimney sweeps are running round the house bein like ‘step in time!!!!’ and then the mother comes home w her suffragette sash and all the sweeps r like ‘VOTES 4 WOMEN STEP IN TIME’ it makes me laugh so much bc imagine being mr banks and there being a big fuckin suffragette/working class pride parade in ur goddamn living room

deadwinchster

Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

helloboyssaidtheelftotheassbutt

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

art-and-sterf
admirall-halsey:

anexileddreamer:

perpetualvelocity:

rave-inmydreams:

as-cosy-as-can-be:

This is a wildlife bridge in the Netherlands. Wildlife bridges are designed to help animals cross busy highways in safety. They don’t just protect wildlife from being hit by cars - they also connect fragmented habitats and help populations intermingle and breed. The Netherlands is leading the way in designing these bridges. The country is home to more than 600 similar crossings.

So fucking dope

i guess you could say it’s an..
animal crossing

We have these in Canada too

WHY DID THAT PUN GO UNNOTICED

admirall-halsey:

anexileddreamer:

perpetualvelocity:

rave-inmydreams:

as-cosy-as-can-be:

This is a wildlife bridge in the Netherlands. Wildlife bridges are designed to help animals cross busy highways in safety. They don’t just protect wildlife from being hit by cars - they also connect fragmented habitats and help populations intermingle and breed. 

The Netherlands is leading the way in designing these bridges. The country is home to more than 600 similar crossings.

So fucking dope

i guess you could say it’s an..

animal crossing

We have these in Canada too

WHY DID THAT PUN GO UNNOTICED